Sexi Messages

 We all have our inner strength and our outer appeal, but we are also all lost among our own ideas of right and wrong. When we are born the only thing in our minds are the chill factor of the room. But what about if ever we were to be reborn? There are many myths about such things, we have the vampire myth... and the werewolf, or even just the simple religious go around behind it. But did anyone think that its the sexiness factor that contributes to it? I mean think about it... do you ever see a nerd turn into any of the listed... no cause they are too busy being Zombies... even in the after life they are cursed with being in the wrong craze. At least they wear the name with pride though, sitting there having the most fun they can and giving revenge a new glory. Too bad that glory is gory. I blame the socially rejected behavior on the whole thing. I mean honestly people if you didnt mock their brains they wouldnt eat yours... sadly i guess the process has its own side effects and none are very pleasant. Dont worry though you heal fast, just hurts at first... and lingers around for a little before taking over that ever loving sensation of will... no not smith. But ohh my god hes so.. yes!

Honestly though the vampire myth has its bores. I mean think about it In movies they are all french, or idiotic whites that are so damn lost in their own lives to notice "hmm my neck feels a little sore, lets go lay down" .. yea the last time youll ever see that lifetime. Ohh thats right now your awake and all is good.. cept your very pale and you look like you got a hang over.. meh deal with it later. Twilight fans unite... and while your together remember that edward is a prop and forever will not be yours.. however im sure that if you prefer him still offer him a drink and youll be one if the same soon enough.. teenagers Pphh!

Another thing i have come to notice is that all of the vampires are Sexi hot women that can model underwear anytime, as long as its in my room and dont you dare steal it from my drawers im modeling those. Mmm chain them to my wall.. ohh no. i let the vampire go hours before this so uhh if you get a knock on your door grab a water bottle you have yourself a werewolf. Cute little puppies arnt they? I blame nature.. its so loving, see they are not there to eat you, they just want to play.. and when you get tired just give them a chew toy.. no thats not your blood its ketchup.. ok i lied it is your blood and you are now wondering how the hell it tore your leg off. Spend less time reading more time locking the doggy door dude. Ohh.. thats a hole isnt it.. ohh well one less person to take my penny collection THEY ARE MINE AND YOUR BANNED FROM EVER .. ohh a nickle here you go!
Yes a nickle is that awesome. You get enough together and you can own your own company and have your own loving underwear collection cause uhh.. that one is mine.