The gods have smiled out upon you this day and offered you a great adventure... Will you take it?? *rolls the dice* OHH epic fail.. you are forced to take it and manage to step one foot forward trip on a pebble and knock yourself unconscious. Hours pass and you wake only to find out that this game is lamer then lame and you wasted an entire life time wondering as to what purpose it serves from here.. welcome to the real world.. where you meet your SEX. Of course first you have to look down and see if your a male of female. Most of the time the man has an outward vagina and a girl an inward. This is made when the baby chooses in the womb that it wants a useful potential in life. However, sometimes even that can be a backstab and we are left with the need to stop the nerdy games and clean up our act, thats right here are your steps to making a women take that bag off your head and really see the ugly that is you:
Step 1: put the books away and pull out the gell, were gonna give you a makeover. The point of this makeover is to improve your outer appearance without damaging your popularity. Naturally a women like her a guy that can A. work, B. pay her, or C. pwn that chunky ass that she calls her body through enless hours of sex and booze and then forget that they ever met. Honest answer.. there isnt one, women expect nothing from me as they are very much like dogs and relate to them on no level at all. How is this relevant i have no idea.. but somewhere in this mess is a message.Like the kind we find in television shows. Csi tells us how to kill and not get caught, SVU tells us that if we do get cuaght let it be for a simple crime like jay walking... and Tom and Jerry... violence is the answer as long as the mouse deserves it and the cat is stupid enough to befriend him before the episode ends.. idiot animals..
That is why i own a lizard. Simple pet, lays around all day and just stares at me... sticking its nose in the water bowl and attempting to drown. little does he know that i forgot to fill it today.. that will teach you for trying to abandon me.. bitches.
Ahh... good time.. i blame my friends.. they were never there when i wanted and always there when i didnt. Its ok though, now im not anywhere... cept at your house eating all your french fries... lol.. what no ketchup fuck this place.. im so for the popcorn anyhow.
