Random... the other idiot.

So you wanna know how my mind works? it flutters back and forth on a pivot which rotates at an angle of micro orgasmic cellular complication, tied together by a ball of string and a twinkie.. who would have though something so oblong could fit between the little nooks of a snowflake. So complex is my mind that when you hear the wind blow your eye balls cry spaghetti sauce in happiness, yes that purple rhino... it will never again see the sweet bliss of an apricot. poor giraffe he never saw that boat leave but he sure wished he had waved at its salad as it swept itself away to the burger king across the street. ahh... such good memories that he has... too bad though... i stole them with this hammer pick.."

We have all had days where random was just a word, and others an action. But for some reason none of it clicked in our heads that life was nothing but. We have random chance around every corner. For example death.. yea a grim subject im sure.. but if your anything like me you got a clock set to count down when hes knocking on your door cause damn, guy needs a makeover and im just the stupid person to give it to him. Im thinking pink.. no green maybe. only time will tell.
But hes there at any time. Science can have him there young. I mean think about it, the nuke didnt invent itself. and im sure it didnt kill a million people alone either. But it did create cannibalism as it was the only thing left once the whole area was blown to bits. Honestly how the hell did the hill have eyes? If you think about it they didnt live in the hills, they lived in the empty railway somewhere inside of them. Thats like saying that the fish has brains.. i mean come on guys.. good name good movie but seriously, bad deformities. Got to love the way they do it though. And for Wrong turn... i mean come on guys... should have just been smart enough to know that when the first guy died or vanished you should have gotten out not ran around like an idiot in a screaming horror flick. And let me tell you parris hilton is a scream queen.. a bad actor but a scream none the less. Its ok though thats easy to get over just hire a new make up artist and youll be back in business. 
Another idea is that when you have a random thought pattern let it go.. cause its already gone by the time you think of it.. just saying that when i thought of this:

 "Nom Nom Nom!!! Im going to eat your big toe with a turnip cause purple ran away with a cow to the toothpick factory and only got a tea cup to use with her bath soap which smells of elderberrys... stupid asparigus.Ahh, i know im a nut, but it is better to be a nut then made of maple syrup. as we all know that syrup is a tad bit sour and looks kinda like underwear before we pour it atop our bunnies.. with that said i bid you good tacos." I was not thinking of how it would look. 

 

Random... the other idiot.